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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

INDIAN TAX STYLE.....

DEAR SIR,

SAB KO PRANAM

YEH MERA PAHELA PRAYAS HAI KI MAI BHI DUSRE LOGO KI TARAH AAP SAB KO FUNNY MSG. BHEJU. TO AAP KO MERA MSG. ACCHA LAGTA HAI TO AAP PUBLISH KAR SAKTE HO

Q-1. WHAT R U DOING ?

A-1 BUSINESS

Q-2 WHAT DO U DO IN BUSINESS ?

A-2 SALES OF MISC. ITEMS

Q-3 WHERE R U PURCHASE FROM ALL THIS THINGS ?

A-3 FROM STATE AND OUT OF COUNTRY.

Q-4 WHAT U EARN FROM SALES ?

A-4 PROFIT

Q-5 HOW U SHARE YOUR PROFIT ?

A-5 WAY OF DIVIDEND

Q-6 WHERE ARE U PRODUCE UR ITEMS ?

A-6 INA FACTORY. THEN PAY EXCISE DUTY...

Q-7 HAVE U ANY OFFICE / WARE HOUSE / FACTORY ?

A-7 YES THEN PAY TAX TO MUNICIPALITY AND FIRE BRIDGE.

Q-8 HAVE U ANY STAFF ?

A-6 YES THEN PAY PROF. TAX

Q-9 ARE UR BUSINESS IN A TRIALIAN RS ?

A-9 YES THEN PAY TURN OVER TAX

Q-10 R U WITHDRAWN RS. 25000 FROM BANK ?

A-10 YES FOR PAYMENT OF SALARY THEN PAY CASH HANDEL LING TAX.

Q-11WHERE R U GONE FOR LUNCH / DINNER WITH UR CLIENT.

A-11 HOTEL THEN PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

Q-12 R U GO FOR TRIP FOR BUSINESS PURPOSE ?

A-12 YES THEN PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX

Q-13 R U HANDEL ED ANY SERVICES ?

A-13 YES THEN PAY SERVICE TAX

Q-14 HOW U GET BIG AMOUNT ?

A-14 BIRTHDAY GIFT THEN PAY GIFT TAX

Q-15 HAVE U ANY PROPERTY ?

A-15 YES THEN PAY WEALTH TAX

Q-16 HOW U COME OUT FROM UR TENSION

A-16 VISIT TO CINEMA AND RESORTS THEN PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

Q-17 R U PURCHASE ANY PROPERTY

A-17 YES THEN PAY STAMP DUTY AND REGISTRATION FEES

Q-18 HOW U TOUR ?

A-18 BY BUS THEN PAY SURCHARGE

Q-19 ANY ADDITIONAL TAX

A-19 YES EDUCATION TAX ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL TAX AND SURCHARGE ON

ALL CENTRAL GOVERNMENT TAX

Q-20 ANY LATE TAX PAYMENT ?

A-20 YES THEN PAY PANEL TY

Q-21 AS A INDIAN PEOPLE CAN I DIE ?

A-21 PL. WAIT AND WE THINK ABOUT DEATH CEREMONY FUNEREAL TAX

V >>>>>>> I >>>>>>> P>>>>>>> U >>>>>>> L >>>>>>>

Dont join in Quest net or any other Network marketing companies

HI Friends

Many people have approached me and given presentations and talks to invest in QuestNet. For all of you, who are into it and earning lots of money, have you ever thought where that money came
from?
QuestNet is totally based on a concept called ' Pyramid Marketing'. The profiters from this type of Pyramid marketing is the top and the middle people. The money moves from the base of the pyramid upwards to the top and middle. As long as the people keep joining the base of the pyramid, the more profit gained by level upwards. But remember, when the situation gets saturated and there are no more people to join, its total disaster. All the people at the base of the pyramid will lose their money and.... take my word..... its going to be a huge number at the bottom who will suffer.... and they would be none other than... your friends and relatives.
QuestNet has exploited the economy of different countries like srilanka.. and now is in india. You may be earning lakhs at this moment... but you should know that its totally unethical and immoral to loot your own people.
You should remember some points....
1. You are investing 30,000 bucks initially and getting gold coins in return. Do you know whats the value of that gold coins? Go to your nearest jewellers and find out... its peanuts....
2. FIFA doesnt have any relationship with QuestNet (check the link at the bottom to verify this).
3. The coins doesnt have any appreciating value. You may have been told that the coins were sold for millions on ebay. Go to that ebay link and verify..... no one was ready to buy them.
4. QuestNet people were lockedup by chennai police after receiving complaints from the people.
Refer to the following blog for more analysis and truth about QuestNet...

The Calendar Trick

The Calendar Trick

This trick makes you look like you've got the most awesome mental power. All you need is a calendar which has the dates lined up under the days of the week, so the numbers are arranged something like this:

. . 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31

The "9 number" trick

  • Ask a friend to draw a 3x3 box around ANY nine of the numbers on the calendar.
  • Almost immediately you can say what the nine numbers all add up to!
  • See how long it takes your friend to check the answer on a calculator. (Yawn...snore...zzzz...)

For instance, let's say the red numbers are chosen.

. . 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31

They add up to 198.



THE SECRET: All you do is look at the number in the middle and multiply it by 9.

In this case the middle number is 22 and 22 x 9 = 198.

HANDY TIP: To multiply by 9 quickly, just multiply by 10 then subtract your number.
So to get 22 x 9 you multiply 22 x 10 =220 (easy!) and then subtract 22. With a bit of practise you can do this quickly in your head.


The "20 number" trick

  • Ask a friend to draw a 5x4 box around ANY twenty of the numbers on the calendar.
  • Almost immediately you can say what all twenty numbers add up to!

For instance, let's say the yellow numbers are chosen.

&nbsp. 1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 27 28 29 30 31

They add up to 290.

THE SECRET: Add together the smallest and the largest numbers in the group. Multiply the answer by 10.

In this case the smallest number is 2 and the largest is 27, so 2 + 27 = 29. Then 29 x 10 = 290.

With the "20 number trick" if the calendar month is February occasionally it will not be possible to put a box round 20 numbers.

Here's this months calendar for you to practise on!
January 2008
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12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031

And if you don't want to use a calendar....

These tricks work with ANY grid of numbered boxes, just as long as the numbers are continuous. Try them both on this grid:

13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45
46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56
57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67
68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78

The Fiendish Football Team Illusion

The Fiendish Football Team Illusion

Here's my football squad! Watch them very carefully.




So you think I'm cheating do you?
Well maybe I am, but the question is how?

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