INDIAN TAX STYLE.....

DEAR SIR,

SAB KO PRANAM

YEH MERA PAHELA PRAYAS HAI KI MAI BHI DUSRE LOGO KI TARAH AAP SAB KO FUNNY MSG. BHEJU. TO AAP KO MERA MSG. ACCHA LAGTA HAI TO AAP PUBLISH KAR SAKTE HO

Q-1. WHAT R U DOING ?

A-1 BUSINESS

Q-2 WHAT DO U DO IN BUSINESS ?

A-2 SALES OF MISC. ITEMS

Q-3 WHERE R U PURCHASE FROM ALL THIS THINGS ?

A-3 FROM STATE AND OUT OF COUNTRY.

Q-4 WHAT U EARN FROM SALES ?

A-4 PROFIT

Q-5 HOW U SHARE YOUR PROFIT ?

A-5 WAY OF DIVIDEND

Q-6 WHERE ARE U PRODUCE UR ITEMS ?

A-6 INA FACTORY. THEN PAY EXCISE DUTY...

Q-7 HAVE U ANY OFFICE / WARE HOUSE / FACTORY ?

A-7 YES THEN PAY TAX TO MUNICIPALITY AND FIRE BRIDGE.

Q-8 HAVE U ANY STAFF ?

A-6 YES THEN PAY PROF. TAX

Q-9 ARE UR BUSINESS IN A TRIALIAN RS ?

A-9 YES THEN PAY TURN OVER TAX

Q-10 R U WITHDRAWN RS. 25000 FROM BANK ?

A-10 YES FOR PAYMENT OF SALARY THEN PAY CASH HANDEL LING TAX.

Q-11WHERE R U GONE FOR LUNCH / DINNER WITH UR CLIENT.

A-11 HOTEL THEN PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

Q-12 R U GO FOR TRIP FOR BUSINESS PURPOSE ?

A-12 YES THEN PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX

Q-13 R U HANDEL ED ANY SERVICES ?

A-13 YES THEN PAY SERVICE TAX

Q-14 HOW U GET BIG AMOUNT ?

A-14 BIRTHDAY GIFT THEN PAY GIFT TAX

Q-15 HAVE U ANY PROPERTY ?

A-15 YES THEN PAY WEALTH TAX

Q-16 HOW U COME OUT FROM UR TENSION

A-16 VISIT TO CINEMA AND RESORTS THEN PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

Q-17 R U PURCHASE ANY PROPERTY

A-17 YES THEN PAY STAMP DUTY AND REGISTRATION FEES

Q-18 HOW U TOUR ?

A-18 BY BUS THEN PAY SURCHARGE

Q-19 ANY ADDITIONAL TAX

A-19 YES EDUCATION TAX ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL TAX AND SURCHARGE ON

ALL CENTRAL GOVERNMENT TAX

Q-20 ANY LATE TAX PAYMENT ?

A-20 YES THEN PAY PANEL TY

Q-21 AS A INDIAN PEOPLE CAN I DIE ?

A-21 PL. WAIT AND WE THINK ABOUT DEATH CEREMONY FUNEREAL TAX

V >>>>>>> I >>>>>>> P>>>>>>> U >>>>>>> L >>>>>>>

Dont join in Quest net or any other Network marketing companies

HI Friends

Many people have approached me and given presentations and talks to invest in QuestNet. For all of you, who are into it and earning lots of money, have you ever thought where that money came
from?

QuestNet is totally based on a concept called ' Pyramid Marketing'. The profiters from this type of Pyramid marketing is the top and the middle people. The money moves from the base of the pyramid upwards to the top and middle. As long as the people keep joining the base of the pyramid, the more profit gained by level upwards. But remember, when the situation gets saturated and there are no more people to join, its total disaster. All the people at the base of the pyramid will lose their money and.... take my word..... its going to be a huge number at the bottom who will suffer.... and they would be none other than... your friends and relatives.

QuestNet has exploited the economy of different countries like srilanka.. and now is in india. You may be earning lakhs at this moment... but you should know that its totally unethical and immoral to loot your own people.

You should remember some points....

1. You are investing 30,000 bucks initially and getting gold coins in return. Do you know whats the value of that gold coins? Go to your nearest jewellers and find out... its peanuts....
2. FIFA doesnt have any relationship with QuestNet (check the link at the bottom to verify this).
3. The coins doesnt have any appreciating value. You may have been told that the coins were sold for millions on ebay. Go to that ebay link and verify..... no one was ready to buy them.
4. QuestNet people were lockedup by chennai police after receiving complaints from the people.
Refer to the following blog for more analysis and truth about QuestNet...

The Calendar Trick

This trick makes you look like you've got the most awesome mental power. All you need is a calendar which has the dates lined up under the days of the week, so the numbers are arranged something like this:

. . 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31

The "9 number" trick

• Ask a friend to draw a 3x3 box around ANY nine of the numbers on the calendar.
• Almost immediately you can say what the nine numbers all add up to!
• See how long it takes your friend to check the answer on a calculator. (Yawn...snore...zzzz...)

For instance, let's say the red numbers are chosen.

. . 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31

They add up to 198.

THE SECRET: All you do is look at the number in the middle and multiply it by 9.

In this case the middle number is 22 and 22 x 9 = 198.

HANDY TIP: To multiply by 9 quickly, just multiply by 10 then subtract your number.
So to get 22 x 9 you multiply 22 x 10 =220 (easy!) and then subtract 22. With a bit of practise you can do this quickly in your head.

The "20 number" trick

• Ask a friend to draw a 5x4 box around ANY twenty of the numbers on the calendar.
• Almost immediately you can say what all twenty numbers add up to!

For instance, let's say the yellow numbers are chosen.

&nbsp. 1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 27 28 29 30 31

They add up to 290.

THE SECRET: Add together the smallest and the largest numbers in the group. Multiply the answer by 10.

In this case the smallest number is 2 and the largest is 27, so 2 + 27 = 29. Then 29 x 10 = 290.

With the "20 number trick" if the calendar month is February occasionally it will not be possible to put a box round 20 numbers.

Here's this months calendar for you to practise on!

January 2008
Su	M	Tu	W	Th	F	Sa
		1	2	3	4	5
6	7	8	9	10	11	12
13	14	15	16	17	18	19
20	21	22	23	24	25	26
27	28	29	30	31

And if you don't want to use a calendar....

These tricks work with ANY grid of numbered boxes, just as long as the numbers are continuous. Try them both on this grid:

13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45
46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56
57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67
68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78

The Fiendish Football Team Illusion

Here's my football squad! Watch them very carefully.

So you think I'm cheating do you?
Well maybe I am, but the question is how?

Shot Glass Cascade Trick

Shot Glass Cascade Trick - Watch more amazing videos here

Sweet And Funny Cute Babys!

Sweet And Funny Cute Babys! - Watch more funny videos here

Paper Tearing Challenge

Cut a piece of paper into thirds, but don't cut the pieces all the way off.

Hold the outer two pieces at the corners.

Can you rip both of the outer pieces off of the center piece with one strong pull?

Static Electricity with a Balloon

Try blowing up a balloon and then rubbing it on your hair.

It creates static electricity which attracts your hair!

You can even use static electricity to stick the balloon to things!

Traveling Flame

This is fascinating, but be very careful since you'll be dealing with fire!

First light a candle, and have another flame ready (such as another lit candle, or a lit match, or something similar).

Blow out the candle, then quickly place the other flame into the smoke.

If you do it right, the flame will travel down the smoke and re-light the candle!

The Index Card Trick

Can you cut a hole in an index card so that the hole is big enough for you to step inside of it?

Here's how!

First fold an index card in half.

Cut (carefully!) along the pink line, starting at the creased end.

Stop cutting about half an inch from the edge.

Cut along the blue line at the other side, starting at the creased end.

Cut along the crease, between the two outer strips.

Don't cut the two outer strips!

On the main part of the index card between the two outer strips, cut along the next blue line as in the picture.

Stop cutting about half an inch from the edge.

Cut along the blue line at the other side, as in the picture.

Continue cutting along the blue lines, alternating the direction in which you start cutting.


Continue until there are only two blue lines left.


Your last cut needs to be a single cut between the final two blue lines.


If you did it correctly then you now have a continuous ring.

Step inside the index card!

Try this its really amazing

Can You Fold a Piece of Paper More Than 9 Times?

Did you know that it's pretty much impossible to fold any piece of paper in half more than 8 or 9 times?

Give it a try!

Floating Arms - trythis

Stand next to a wall with one arm pressing against the wall.

Push your arm against the wall as if you're trying to move the wall.

Don't push with your body, only push with your arm.

Count to 20 as you push your arm against the wall.

Now step away from the wall and let your arms hang relaxed at your sides.

Your arm will "magically" start to rise into the air by itself!

Which Baby You are?

------------ -JANUARY BABY-------- --------- ---


Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
recover when hurt. Sensitive.
Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet
someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance
your personality.

---------- FEBRUARY BABY ------------ --------

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest

and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
new and realize that you are a perfect match.

------------ ----- MARCH BABY ------------ --------

Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and
reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you
repost
this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your
new love in 8 days.

------------ ------ APRIL BABY ------------ -------

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.

Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer evryone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and

others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains. If you
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye
will introduce themself and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

------------ -----MAY BABY ------------ -----

Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

------------ JUNE BABY ------------ -

You've got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
and more than likely have an a very attractive
partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. You
have a great choice in films, and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
will meet someone that may possibly become
oneof your closest friends, if you repost this in 5
minutes.

------------ ----JULY BABY ------------ --

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at
times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats
others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputaion will boost someway
inthe next 12 days

------------ AUGUST BABY ------------ ---

outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheldor
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
&g;always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong
willed. a fighter. repost in 5mins

and you will meet the love of your life
sometime next month.

------------ SEPTEMBER BABY ------------ ---

Active and dynamic. Mysterious. Bottle up the feelings.
You won't ever know what's going on in their heads, except for the
chosen few.Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Always busy in finding ways to relieve world's problems,
but during this they tend to neglect themself. Near and dear people
should see to it that they don't forget themself completely
while caring for others all the time. Brave and fearless.
Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous.
Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins, someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.

------------ ---OCTOBER BABY ------------ -------

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the center. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will
not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

------------ --- NOVEMBER BABY ------------ --------


your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes.

Meets new people EASILY andindependent.

Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost
in 5 mins & you will excell in a major event coming
up sometime this month.

------------ --- DECEMBER BABY ------------ ---

This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
person possible... better than all of these other
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.

Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ides. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to

joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to
dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows
emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.
Sensitive. [A hott new guy/girl will catch your eye
& you will catch theirs too in the next 6 days, if
you repost in 5min]

So Which Baby Are You?

a Day Without you

Hand of friendship

A hand that reaches out in friendship
Takes a firm hold and gives a little tug
To lift up your soul
And your heart feels a hug

This hand of a friend
Is letting you know
They're holding on tight
And never letting go

Thank You For Holding My Hand
When I've Needed It The Most

Real friends stay by your side,
always showing you their true self...never nothing to hide.
Some put on a mask...but in the end God knows their task.

CUTE LOVE STORY

CUTE LOVE STORY- A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.

HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH. BUT HE DID NOT

TELL HER ABOUT HIS LUV. EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND

BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER. AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.

WHEN THE GIRL WENT 2 HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM,

HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM....................................

.

SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ............... THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?



ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.

SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............


moral of the story: if u love someone......say to him directly don't wait for

the destiny to play the role.. if u pass this message to every one in ur list ur love

will come true

Newton in romantic mood......

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first law:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "



second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "



third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping"
Ra20

GOOD NEWS ! WOMEN : BAD NEWS !

"After Marriage" Jokes

- Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



- It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.



- A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.



- If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day



- Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...



- Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding? To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!



- Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman


- There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it



- Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.



- Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Love Message

QUIZ FOR YOU GUYS! Challenge

1 GIRL
1 BOY
BOTH TRAVELLING IN THE BUS
BOY asks for her Mobile Number
She Says 2472742
Then Boy ask for the Name
She says my name is within these numbers.
What is the name of GIRL

It is a Challenge
post the answer over here

Love n maths

( when maths teacher writes love letter )

My Dear SweetHeart,


Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

*********

Imagine Your Life Without me

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