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SAB KO PRANAM
YEH MERA PAHELA PRAYAS HAI KI MAI BHI DUSRE LOGO KI TARAH AAP SAB KO FUNNY MSG. BHEJU. TO AAP KO MERA MSG. ACCHA LAGTA HAI TO AAP PUBLISH KAR SAKTE HO
Q-1. WHAT R U DOING ?
A-1 BUSINESS
Q-2 WHAT DO U DO IN BUSINESS ?
A-2 SALES OF MISC. ITEMS
Q-3 WHERE R U PURCHASE FROM ALL THIS THINGS ?
A-3 FROM STATE AND OUT OF COUNTRY.
Q-4 WHAT U EARN FROM SALES ?
A-4 PROFIT
Q-5 HOW U SHARE YOUR PROFIT ?
A-5 WAY OF DIVIDEND
Q-6 WHERE ARE U PRODUCE UR ITEMS ?
A-6 INA FACTORY. THEN PAY EXCISE DUTY...
Q-7 HAVE U ANY OFFICE / WARE HOUSE / FACTORY ?
A-7 YES THEN PAY TAX TO MUNICIPALITY AND FIRE BRIDGE.
Q-8 HAVE U ANY STAFF ?
A-6 YES THEN PAY PROF. TAX
Q-9 ARE UR BUSINESS IN A TRIALIAN RS ?
A-9 YES THEN PAY TURN OVER TAX
Q-10 R U WITHDRAWN RS. 25000 FROM BANK ?
A-10 YES FOR PAYMENT OF SALARY THEN PAY CASH HANDEL LING TAX.
Q-11WHERE R U GONE FOR LUNCH / DINNER WITH UR CLIENT.
A-11 HOTEL THEN PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Q-12 R U GO FOR TRIP FOR BUSINESS PURPOSE ?
A-12 YES THEN PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
Q-13 R U HANDEL ED ANY SERVICES ?
A-13 YES THEN PAY SERVICE TAX
Q-14 HOW U GET BIG AMOUNT ?
A-14 BIRTHDAY GIFT THEN PAY GIFT TAX
Q-15 HAVE U ANY PROPERTY ?
A-15 YES THEN PAY WEALTH TAX
Q-16 HOW U COME OUT FROM UR TENSION
A-16 VISIT TO CINEMA AND RESORTS THEN PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Q-17 R U PURCHASE ANY PROPERTY
A-17 YES THEN PAY STAMP DUTY AND REGISTRATION FEES
Q-18 HOW U TOUR ?
A-18 BY BUS THEN PAY SURCHARGE
Q-19 ANY ADDITIONAL TAX
A-19 YES EDUCATION TAX ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL TAX AND SURCHARGE ON
ALL CENTRAL GOVERNMENT TAX
Q-20 ANY LATE TAX PAYMENT ?
A-20 YES THEN PAY PANEL TY
Q-21 AS A INDIAN PEOPLE CAN I DIE ?
A-21 PL. WAIT AND WE THINK ABOUT DEATH CEREMONY FUNEREAL TAX
V >>>>>>> I >>>>>>> P>>>>>>> U >>>>>>> L >>>>>>>
This trick makes you look like you've got the most awesome mental power. All you need is a calendar which has the dates lined up under the days of the week, so the numbers are arranged something like this:
. . 1 2 3 4 5
For instance, let's say the red numbers are chosen.
. . 1 2 3 4 5They add up to 198.
THE SECRET: All you do is look at the number in the middle and multiply it by 9.
In this case the middle number is 22 and 22 x 9 = 198.
HANDY TIP: To multiply by 9 quickly, just multiply by 10 then subtract your number.
So to get 22 x 9 you multiply 22 x 10 =220 (easy!) and then subtract 22. With a bit of practise you can do this quickly in your head.
For instance, let's say the yellow numbers are chosen.
 . 1 2 3 4 5 6They add up to 290.
THE SECRET: Add together the smallest and the largest numbers in the group. Multiply the answer by 10.
In this case the smallest number is 2 and the largest is 27, so 2 + 27 = 29. Then 29 x 10 = 290.
With the "20 number trick" if the calendar month is February occasionally it will not be possible to put a box round 20 numbers.
| Su | M | Tu | W | Th | F | Sa |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | ||
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | ||
These tricks work with ANY grid of numbered boxes, just as long as the numbers are continuous. Try them both on this grid:
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23Hold the outer two pieces at the corners.
Can you rip both of the outer pieces off of the center piece with one strong pull?

It creates static electricity which attracts your hair!

First light a candle, and have another flame ready (such as another lit candle, or a lit match, or something similar).
Blow out the candle, then quickly place the other flame into the smoke.

Can you cut a hole in an index card so that the hole is big enough for you to step inside of it? Here's how!
First fold an index card in half.
Cut (carefully!) along the pink line, starting at the creased end. Stop cutting about half an inch from the edge.
Cut along the blue line at the other side, starting at the creased end.
Cut along the crease, between the two outer strips. Don't cut the two outer strips!
On the main part of the index card between the two outer strips, cut along the next blue line as in the picture. Stop cutting about half an inch from the edge.
Cut along the blue line at the other side, as in the picture.
Continue cutting along the blue lines, alternating the direction in which you start cutting.


Step inside the index card!