SAB KO PRANAM
YEH MERA PAHELA PRAYAS HAI KI MAI BHI DUSRE LOGO KI TARAH AAP SAB KO FUNNY MSG. BHEJU. TO AAP KO MERA MSG. ACCHA LAGTA HAI TO AAP PUBLISH KAR SAKTE HO
Q-1. WHAT R U DOING ?
A-1 BUSINESS
Q-2 WHAT DO U DO IN BUSINESS ?
A-2 SALES OF MISC. ITEMS
Q-3 WHERE R U PURCHASE FROM ALL THIS THINGS ?
A-3 FROM STATE AND OUT OF COUNTRY.
Q-4 WHAT U EARN FROM SALES ?
A-4 PROFIT
Q-5 HOW U SHARE YOUR PROFIT ?
A-5 WAY OF DIVIDEND
Q-6 WHERE ARE U PRODUCE UR ITEMS ?
A-6 INA FACTORY. THEN PAY EXCISE DUTY...
Q-7 HAVE U ANY OFFICE / WARE HOUSE / FACTORY ?
A-7 YES THEN PAY TAX TO MUNICIPALITY AND FIRE BRIDGE.
Q-8 HAVE U ANY STAFF ?
A-6 YES THEN PAY PROF. TAX
Q-9 ARE UR BUSINESS IN A TRIALIAN RS ?
A-9 YES THEN PAY TURN OVER TAX
Q-10 R U WITHDRAWN RS. 25000 FROM BANK ?
A-10 YES FOR PAYMENT OF SALARY THEN PAY CASH HANDEL LING TAX.
Q-11WHERE R U GONE FOR LUNCH / DINNER WITH UR CLIENT.
A-11 HOTEL THEN PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Q-12 R U GO FOR TRIP FOR BUSINESS PURPOSE ?
A-12 YES THEN PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
Q-13 R U HANDEL ED ANY SERVICES ?
A-13 YES THEN PAY SERVICE TAX
Q-14 HOW U GET BIG AMOUNT ?
A-14 BIRTHDAY GIFT THEN PAY GIFT TAX
Q-15 HAVE U ANY PROPERTY ?
A-15 YES THEN PAY WEALTH TAX
Q-16 HOW U COME OUT FROM UR TENSION
A-16 VISIT TO CINEMA AND RESORTS THEN PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Q-17 R U PURCHASE ANY PROPERTY
A-17 YES THEN PAY STAMP DUTY AND REGISTRATION FEES
Q-18 HOW U TOUR ?
A-18 BY BUS THEN PAY SURCHARGE
Q-19 ANY ADDITIONAL TAX
A-19 YES EDUCATION TAX ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL TAX AND SURCHARGE ON
ALL CENTRAL GOVERNMENT TAX
Q-20 ANY LATE TAX PAYMENT ?
A-20 YES THEN PAY PANEL TY
Q-21 AS A INDIAN PEOPLE CAN I DIE ?
A-21 PL. WAIT AND WE THINK ABOUT DEATH CEREMONY FUNEREAL TAX
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